TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo’s settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you’ll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?
Them city boys drink that high-falutin’ soda, here in the country we drink pop! Lantz’s ex co-worker is constantly running into bicyclists. Also, the epidemic of bears is ruining this country, and we as a nation need to murder tons of animals and big game in Africa to keep us safe, and show everyone we have enormous penises. Maybe we just need to spend 30 days with bears to get to know them better. Set that up Morgan Spurlock.