Cobra wants you

North Pole; Cobra Command- Americans have recently taken to the airwaves, yearning for more health care benefits, less crippling hospital bills and medical costs, etc. But what you are about to read may change your outlook, and you just may be grateful for it. We secretly met with a few soldiers that were employed by the Cobra Command in the North Pole to hear what they thought about it. One younger soldier, and an older one who went by the moniker “Venom.” Continue reading