Led Zeppelin Might Have 3 Good Songs, Maybe

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I feel like Barry in Resident Evil right now, “Jill, take…a look…at this!”
Speaking about the tremendous commercial success of GUNS N’ ROSES’ classic first album, “Appetite For Destruction”, which is said to be the biggest-selling debut LP of the Eighties and the biggest hard-rock game-changer since “Led Zeppelin IV”

 

There is so much wrong with that one sentence.  I got this off an article on Blabbermouth.net which is pretty much a website dedicated to the ex-drummer from Dream Theater bitching about something, and various members of Kiss taking pot shots at each other while making assholes of themselves, but at least Ace in kind of funny.  Also, there’s two Queensryche’s.  I’m not sure why but apparently that’s really important on Blabbermouth.

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Voyage of the Damned

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Here is a short play I wrote for the 2009 summer blitz at the bartell theatre in Madison, WI.  The theme was “Malcom McDowell movies”, and we picked play titles out of a hat.  I got “Voyage of the Damned” as my pick, as well as 2 male and 2 female characters.  We were also supposed to have one character that would be portrayed by a “Mad Rolling Doll” roller derby skater.  Try to guess what role she got below… it isn’t difficult.  The whole experience was awesome, and they put on a great production.  Read it below, in its entirety.

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What is that Blue thing Doing Here?

Hey, as part of a monthly writing assignment, I am going to be doing what I do best, and that is writing scenes.  These excercises can be found here, feel free to join in!  Here is the first one I have cooked up for May.  It is based off of a song title from the “They Might be Giants” album Apollo 18.  You can read the scene after the break.  Let me know what you think.

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