After some failed news story action. Lance, Adam, and Jon dole out life and relationship advice better than ol’ abby could ever do. To wrap things up, we preview the Adam Show, and Lance discusses the finer points of elevator etiquette.
May 132012
Apr 302012
Jon regales the gang with stories of toilet mishaps and bad auditions, Jon and Adam talk about their days trotting the boards, and Lance hates his neighbor. Tune in.
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Apr 242012
Them city boys drink that high-falutin’ soda, here in the country we drink pop! Lance’s ex co-worker is constantly running into bicyclists. Also, the epidemic of bears is ruining this country, and we as a nation need to murder tons of animals and big game in africa to keep us safe, and show everyone we have enormous penises. Maybe we just need to spend 30 days with bears to get to know them better. Set that up Morgan Spurlock.
Apr 152012
Jesus strolled into Jerusalem and he was like… “What’s up my babies?”. The gang tries to talk about their dreams, but that falls apart as Jon spins tales of the origins of McDonald’s character “The Grimace”. Bibles have pages that are too thin, and girls with Tongue studs like to go downtown, and I am not talking about the civic center. Lance and Jon both decide that if they were super attractive, they would become evil and take over the world. And may Uncle O’Grimacy keep your mugs full of Shamrock shakes.
Apr 062012
Enter season 2. Topics range from Butt-chugging to pill parties and much more. Matt brings the new theme music sauce, and the gang finds out how real Americans reacted to M.I.A flipping the U.S.A the bird at the super bowl. God damn those Egyptian head-dresses. Adam has the worst references and enjoys inviting homeless men to follow him home. Continue reading »
Mar 232012
The show Heroes had a lot of problems. Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS is actually pretty lame. Adam’s reference-ometer is way off, and Adam’s ability to prepare for podcasts is questioned. The guys chat about the new Brian K. Vaughn comic “Saga”. Lance tells the tale of his ill fated pet hamster. Rather than pawning off this little urine-flinging chain mangling monster, Lance let nature take its course. The guys discuss how to make Nascar more exciting, and a couple tips on making international flags much cooler. Finally Jon and Lance form the brand new wrestling team “The Bruise Brothers” (Seriously, how awesome would High School Pro Wrestling be?!)