May 072011
 
TMNT_drink

This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Drinking Game.  This game is for the original run of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon that aired in the late 80s to early 90s.  You will get drunk, you will have fun, and you might die.  We at partyplatypus.com will not be held liable for anyone’s death caused by this game.  Time to get your freaky mutant turtle drank on.

One Drink

1. When a Pun is said.  Not a bad joke (there are many), but an actual pun.

2. Pizza is the favorite food of the turtles, drink one when they eat pizza, the drink is double if the pizza is a horrible Michaelangelo recipe.

3. “Cowabunga” is said.  If Shredder says “Cowabunga”, finish your drink.

4. Vern from Channel 6 news is a whiny douche, drink up when he belittles April O’Neil.

5. Shredder gives Bebop and Rocksteady a hard time, raise your glass and drink when Shredder makes fun of his running crew.

6. Irma is the spinster secretary at channel 6 news, when she mentions man-troubles, drink.

7. The 4th wall has broken!  They seriously do this all of the time.

8. What is that April?  You got a scoop about a monster in town?  Oh wait, your camera was broken somehow?  DRINK!

9. That is a terrible disguise, but everyone seems to buy it.  Drink when someone gets away with a pathetic disguise.

2 Drinks

1. Holy crap, the technodrome actually invaded the city!  And I thought it was still on cinderblocks underground.

2. Splinter decides to drop some “Ancient Japanese Wisdom”.

3. Leonardo says “Turtles Fight with Honor”

4. The utterly useless Blimp part of the turtles airship is destroyed.

An last but not least, remember, friends, don’t let friends Cosplay as the Turtles

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